Category: ID

To be honest, this artwork makes me proud, but not because of the artwork itself, but because of the positive reception it received. This was meant to be a little joke and it ended up being updated three times (another update is still possible; edit:in fact I updated it the other day), added to favourites 95 times (more than any other of my deviations), viewed over 10 500 times, commented and downloaded several hundred times. I am really, really grateful to everyone who faved it, commented on it, popularized it, showed it to their friends and made the whole thing possible. I wrote at the beginning theat I hope it'll receive 100 favs someday, but it's so close to that special mark, that I can raise the standard a bit. I'll do a major update of it when it reaches the mark of 20 000 views or 200 favs or 1000 downloads. Once again, a millionfold thanks to everyone who contributed to this major success.

And in case you wonder, you can copy the questions in the biography below and use this format anywhere on your user profile or in the deviation comment. If you want to place a link to this artwork outside DA, you have my permission, but be careful not to post it in inappropriate places, websites visited by people of suspectible reputation.

Real name Jakub Adam Luberda.
How would an Englishman spell it Ya-coob Uh-Dum Loo-bear-dah.
Name inspiration Jacob who fought with God/an angel and didn't want to give up (Bible).
Name from my Confirmation Christoffer.
How I was called in primary school Chopin (Because I had long hair and I was an artist), Devil (Because my grandmother bought a property where once a "haunted" windmill stood. The windmill was demolished and my grandmother didn't know anything about the history of this property, so she just bought it).
Star signs and second star signs/ascendents of family members Mother:Gemini/Virgo, Father: Scorpio/Capricorn, Brother: Sagittarius/Libra, Bro:Aries/Leo, Me:Taurus/Scorpio... woah, 9 star signs! What a family!
Likes the names The first one - yes, the name "Adam" - no...
Name I once pretended to have Saturnin (Yes, it's derived from the planet Saturn and it's an existing name. I believe I liked it, because Saturn is in my ascendant, but I didn't know that back then. It was intuitive.
Preferred names I prefer original, melodic names, even invented ones as long they aren't too hard to spell and stupid. I like names that end with -ja (-lja, -nja etc.) and -nta. Some of my favourite names are: Pentesilea, Wenanta, Nawia, Sylwanja, Metalia, Nawantarja, Allielle, Paene, Sirenja, Trisstanja.
Heritage of the surname There was a soccer player who had the surname "Liberda". This surname differs just by one letter, but one can see that these surnames are related and that the origin of this word is the word "Liberta" which means "freedom".
Influence of the surname on the "personality" of the family Either the surname influenced our personalities or people chose the surname very accurately (there were times, where most people didn't have any surnames and surnames were given out as a sign of honour. For example a guy was named Głowacki <głowa means "head"> because he clogged the enemy's cannon with his hat.), but either way it fits us so well, since we are very independent people and my own family is very independent/rebelious both in thinking (esoteric interests) as in the matters of lifestyle (we don't mind being quite poor as long we get along with eachother well. We see our materialistic neighbours everyday and we are sure we don't want to live like them).
Did someone ever spell my name wrong? In primary school a guy wrote my name with the wrong "u" (Jakób), in college some girl wrote my name like this:"Jukub" and it happened a lot of times that someone has mistaken me for my brother although we don't look alike...
Heritage of the nick When I went the first time to my highschool I carried a plastic bag with an additional pair of shoes inside. On this bag one could see an advertisment of the dog food brand you already know. Some guys noticed it and began to call me like that. At first it annoyed me, but after a few days I liked the nick and started to use it ever since. When guys found out that I liked it, they stopped calling me like that. The Anti-paladin is a character from the RPG/Fantasy-strategy game I love: Disciples II. I found the Anti-paladin (In Polish the word for Anti-paladin comes without that ugly pause, so I prefer to write "Antipaladin") quite interesting and found it represents somehow my darker side of my personality. And since one person was concerned what "the darker side of my personality" means, I'll just write that you don't have to worry about it - I'm not a murderer, satanist (burn them!), psychopath, maniac or anything you have to be afraid of.
Date of birth 16th of May 1985 about 6.10 PM.
What was my birth like I was the second child, because my sister was a stillborn baby. I was also 'dead' for half an hour and I had to be reanimated. The doctors used some electrodes and "modern" technology to bring me back to life. Finally my mom told me that I get my own apple tree if I decide to live, because a voice in her head told her to do so (she was poor and had nothing else to promise than her in-law's orchard). I got tricked this way and here I am... Of course it sounds weird, but I've seen and experienced a lot of much stranger things in my life, so there is no reason to doubt in her words. The most funny thing about my traumatic birth was the fact that there was no place for my data in a special notebook, so they had to get a new one and I was the FIRST on the long list. Now you know where my ambition comes from.
Starsign Taurus with Gemini influences (I was born 5 days before the sun moved to Gemini) Rising Strongly Scorpio Moon location in Aries. My birthchart can be accessed from my userpage.
Numerological birthpath 8 Numerological name birthpath 9.
Karma type basing on birthdate Judge: a just person, fighting with injustice and ignorance. A teacher or scientist.
Intelligence quotient I have taken 3 relyable tests so far and the result of the first test was 142 IQ and the result of the other one was 156 IQ. Of course there are different types of intelligence... I am extremely creative and imaginative but I get lost when I have to learn practical things like playing with electronicts, building or tying ties...
Personality type 89% Introverted.
Left hemisphere or right developed more Right. But I can deal with math and such on an near-average level, so this hemisphere hasn't been neglected. Oh, and I have something called cross-laterisation. This means that whe I use the direction keys and spacebar I cross my hands and use the keys that way. Imagine that the keys responsible for moving a character in a game are: RFDG and the keys responsible for attacks are ASZX. My left hand presses the RFDG keys, while my right presses the ASZX keys. I get confused when I have to play in a "normal" way.
Giver or Taker Giver
Best trait:Intelligence, Strength, Charisma, Luck, Perception, Endurance, Agility? 1.Intelligence 2.Endurance 3. Perception
Worst trait:Intelligence, Strength, Charisma, Luck, Perception, Endurance, Agility? 1.Strength 2.Charisma 3.Luck
Blood type B- As far as I know, just like my brothers. I couldn't have no other... my mother had a bloodtype conflict...
Hand Right-handed
Current residence | Place of birth Rabka-Zdrój, south Poland, woj. Małopolskie (Malopolskie Voyvodship/District)
Heritage I'd say pure freakin' slavian, but I'm not sure anymore. One of my ancestors was a wandering musician from the north of Poland, probably Kashubian. Maybe that's why I have a talent in languages?
Studying I studied German at a College in Zakopane and attended lectures in English. I'm considering going to University.
Gender Male (I had to write this, because when I had long hair, surprisingly many people thought I was a girl. I must have been the ugliest girl they ever saw. Oh, and it was annoying that they always refered to me as a girl, when my friends or classmates were around. That was weird, that they didn't ask my comrades for directions, but me... and they had to say "Hey, girl...!"). Hey, don't look at me like that. It's not my fault people are stupid.
Opinions on marriage, sex and children I hate... uh... dislike very, very much: unresponsible sex, sex in early age for "fun", obscene things, pedophiles and other d a n g e r o u s sexual deviants (excluding harmless people like homosexuals because they don't do any harm to innocent people), primitivity and pr0n (I don't mean nice, elegant, tasteful, refined, professional, respectful, original nude and semi-nude art and photography), sex without a n y emotional relationship/commitment, cheating on partners, treating others like sex objects, abusive, stupid, primitive partners, women who think that there is n o t h i n g wrong with abortion (sorry, but I find it really disgusting when a woman can kill her own child and it seems sooo unnatural to me. Besides the child or "it", whatever You call it isn't guilty, but it's the one who gets sacrificed. It just saddens me when people consider it as a foolproof counterceptive method. In case of sexual violations and insufficient funds I would be more liberal, but it's only a few % of cases - the rest is just too comfort-loving to carry it around:/ Oh, man now I turned out to be a male chauvinistic pig who hates male and female chauvinistic pigs, great! And no, I don't support males who make girls pregnant and then run away.), bad parents, violence towards children as punishment (it's so easy to hit someone who can't hit back nor defend!) and non-stress raising (perfect way to raise a %^#%@^# egoist), egoistic lovers (listen to Rammstein's song "Rein Raus" and you'll get the picture), women who judge men because of their beauty and the thickness of their wallets (perfect way to find someone who thinks that a nice face is a l l a woman needs to be happy in a relationship), faking anything in a relationship etc. There is a lot more things I loathe, but it depends on the fact if someone gets hurt or not. Personally I hate open relationships, but I tolerate it as long as ALL partners know about it and accept it. But on the other hand I consider cheating on partners (as long as they aren't some kind of son of a b***ches, who aren't any better) as one of the vilest thing one can do. It's the perfect way to show someone that this person isn't irreplaceable after all and all it takes to replace them is just a genital organ.
I prefer A full partnership - I'm doing something for her, she does the same for me, a fair household chores schedule, the eastern thoughts on love and intimacy - tantra (woah, where did I get this name from? Haha!), tao, kamasutra... Spiritual and intellectual connection between partners needed to start the "contact", one and only partner (have you heard about it, that men who had multiple partners at the same time had a much greater chance to get the cancer of prostate gland? Try to look it up in Google. Taoists say it's because the soul rebels against contact with someone who doesnt love the partner), choosing a partner carefully (I have my own ways to ensure the most compatibility), the ability to wait and not drag the partner into bed, fantasy and innocent experiments in t h o s e situations if the partner accepts it, treating lovemaking as art (some do it in a way that is worse than the way animals do it. Most of the animals have more honour than men), treating the partner the same way you would like to be treated, constant sexual education even at older age, honesty and respect for eachother in any aspect of life, a couple of children, a nice wedding and long term marriage (lol, I'm a traditionalist in this case), helping with the household and a lot of other things (some people have never thought about these things). I don't think that raising children is only the woman's concern and the man should be educated to raise his children in a right and respectful manner.
Beauty or good personality/intelligence I don't care that much about beauty. I can't imagine being in a relationship with someone I don't have anything to talk about. It's the beautiful soul that makes a relationship last and flourish.
Beauty type preference Short or long, straight brown or black hair, glasses Personality type preference Cultural, sense of humour, peaceful, loyal, family-loving, sensitive, mentally strong when endangered, thrifty/treating family finances reasonably, diplomatic, cheerful, tolerant, patient, without greater addictions, lots of interests, intellectual, active, intelligent, open-minded, honest, dedicated, interested in self-development, honest.
Fell in love 5 times. First one was intelligent (Aries) but it was an act of rebellion, because my parents wanted me to marry another girl from my class... You know, telling everyone around what a good couple we'll make etc. The second one was really the girl they spoke about (Capricorn), but because of my shyness and her overly loyal girl-friend which "guarded her", I didn't manage even to talk to her much. Well, I got rejected in a very polite way. The next one was in the same class as me in highschool (Capricorn) and the struck came when I found out that she likes reading (sic!)... beautiful, intelligent, same interests... what do You want more? Unfortunately tarot told me she isn't willing/ready to get in any relationship and after some time I got a premise of what would happen. One of her friends, a handsome one told her that "He thinks he fell in love with her" and she impulsively told him to "Get lost!" ("Odczep się.") - she was probably shocked or surprised, but then she went to apologize her friend for this unexpected behaviour. Then her closest friend asked her why she didn't got herself a boyfriend and she said something I can't recall, but along the lines that she doesn't want one, because she doesn't feel ready for it. Later it turned out that she planned to get pregnant, but live her life without a man by her side. This way tarot warned me. The next one caught me for the same reason (probably, Leo), she was my type and liked reading, but again tarot warned me that she has a personality I could barely accept. Now I fell in love with a nice girl from my <deleted to hide identity> and even tarot said this relationship would have a great chance to become long-term and happy. I am a Taurean and and she is <deleted to hide identity> with (probably) <deleted to hide identity> ascendant. Our horoscopes are really alike. I am a numerological 8 and she is a numerological <deleted to hide identity> which is also considered as really harmonic. This hasn't changed for nearly 3 years. This info wasn't updated for a long time and I managed to get rejected by her, although we still write e-mails to eachother. Are YOU happy now? (to the person in Zakopane who was so interested in this topic that she had to talk about it with others. I don't care much about it myself, but my friend had quite a lot of trouble because of it. The info was outdated, people came and went, classes changed and I wrote here that my dream-type is a darkhaired girl with glasses. That could be anyone. Talk about it if you must, but please leave my friend alone.)
Been charmed I've been charmed by beautiful women hundreds of times, but I strangled those feelings knowing that these girls already have boyfriends. Plus I didn't know much about their personalities. All of them had the beauty type I was searching for: glasses, straight long or short (boyish hairstyle) darker hair. I would never try to take away someone's girl, because I wouldn't be happy either if someone would take mine. Call it whatever you want, I call it empathy, which is really important to me. I believe in the following rule: treat others the same way you would like to be treated by others.
Siblings Two younger brothers (1986 and 1992)
Face type Rather raw, roman type of face... rather sqared chin, quite broad lips with slightly falling corners, dimples appear on the cheeks while smiling, shape of face - reverse trapezoidal which means: the forehead is a bit broader than the chin. Quite visible, slightly bent eyebrows, eyes with slightly falling corners (I look like I would sleep all the time), high forehead, flat ears, a slight hill on the nose, really slowly growing beard (yes, really slowly).
Complexion I used to be quite pale, but now it got somewhat better.
Hair Short, straight and really dark brown (I was somewhat confused, because my family told me it's dark blonde, a colour of wet sand).
Hair colour I had once Light brown
Ever had long hair Yes. I finally got my hair cut because people thought I'm a girl...
Eye colour Green-blue-grey
Height 1,73 metres
Weight 63 kg and I can't gain nor lose weight. Fast metabolism, I guess. At a feast after the first communion I lost 2 kilograms (they had a weight) after 2 hours of just walking around.
Former religion Liberal Christian believing in carma, reincarnation, paranormal things, power of astrology, tarot, numerology, handreading, meaning of dreams etc. as o n e of the tools helpful in learning about the divine will. Philosophy plays an important role too... Besides I have my own bushido which bases on empathy - placing myself in the situation of the other person
Current religion Liberal Christian, but now attending church and praying, believing in carma, reincarnation, paranormal things, untrusting towards tarot (I was using it! And I know why I can't trust it anymore), being more careful with astrology and numerology (I know that the patron of these is a fallen angel), believing that hell exists, experienced in deamonic possessions (I know you find it funny, I even thought of deleting it, but then I would have an uneasy conciousness that I haven't warned you. I was rational and free-thinking myself, so don't think I am a dim-witted, supersticious fanatic. Someone whom I love was "bullied" by something invisible: she heard swearwords and blasphemic messages, voices in her head, felt strange, electric sensations in her leg as if something was moving there, she even was accepted for an exorcism several days after describing the whole history of the haunting (no, she was not possessed, she didn't levitate or talk with a strange voice, because she prayed everyday and they couldn't influence her enough to take full control of her). She prayed for souls in hell and it p**ed the devil off. She still prays for them, because she knows it helps them. She doesn't care about her own comfort. She dedicates her suffering to the lost. This case made me go back to church after many years of "free-thinking", "avoiding church and confession" and "spiritual freedom". Now I know that hell exists, but the devil doesn't want humans to know that hell exists. Honestly. You know I am drug-free, I don't drink nor smoke and I'm intelligent enough to finish college and was intelligent enough to learn two foreign languages at the age of six just by watching cartoons on cartoon network. ), having a developed philosophy and high, but not fanatical morality. Self-development, helping others and working on my spirituality are still important to me.
Habits No drinking, no smoking, no injections, no smelling... I have too much respect for my life to pay for the degradation of it, sorry! ;/ But to be honest: chocolate and sweets, spending time on intellectual self-developement, helping other's gorow spiritually and being a couselor to them even if couselling takes hours, are my greatest "addictions".
Interests Books, self-development, architecture, songwriting, modern and melee weapons, searching for the meaning of life and death, zoology/animals, archeology, comicbooks, documentary movies, thinking and developing new ideas, playing with words, crosswords, intellectual games and jigsaws, saving up money, fame-hunting, fantasy, RPG, games, writing, drawing, DA, astronomy, scientifical and technological discoveries/inventions, humour, collecting wallpapers and funny pictures/animations, weapons, mediaeval and ancient history, learning languages, manga and anime, mythology and legends, psychology and paranormal stuff, music, dreams, comedy, fantasy-horror, and fighting movies, geography, astrology and related topics, helping others and cheering them up, various arts, armed combat sports like kendo, archery and many more...
Pets Cat named Nikita (aka Mikit, Bziuchu, Buburin)<Died winter 2006> and dog called Sonya, a half-siamese fighting cat called Siemens (He remained nameless for one month), a female Kittie called Coco/Gandzia (still "nameless"). Now a little kitten called Ayumi. However even my brother, who named it so, doesn't use that name often. Instead Gremlin/Gizmo is much more popular among family members.
Languages Polish, English, German, Russian (average), Japanese (a bit), Latin (a bit). I want to learn more...
Languages I want to learn next Swedish, Spanish, Japanese, French, Italian
Favourite countries Japan because of the technological superpower...
Favourite weapons FN P90, Pancor Jackhammer, Cassul .454, Minigun, Steyr AUG.
Favourite historic weapons Bardiche, bow, crossbow, heavy western swords, shurikens, claws
Favourite ancient cultures Celts, Greeks, Persians, Japanese, Babylonians, Vikings...
Favourite fantasy beasts and races Among many, wyverns, anti-paladins, valkyries and basilisks...
Favourite games Diablo 2, Counter-strike, Unreal Tournament, Wizards and Warriors, Warcraft 3, Fallout 1 and 2, Disciples 2, Heroes of Might and Magic 3, Final Fantasy 7, Worms Armageddon+>, Phobia, Crimsonland, Soldat, Falcons Eye, Rogue, Angband, Demise, Might and Magic 7, Arcanum, Divine Divinity, Return Fire. I have a taste for complicated RPGs and First Peson Perspective-RPGs...
Waiting for games Fallout 3, Diablo 3, Disciples 3.
Favourite bands Rammstein, new Samael, Megaherz, T3chn0ph0b1a, Terminal Choice, new Thyrane, Velvet Acid Christ, VNV Nation, Wolfsheim, Tanzwut, new The Kovenant, KMFDM, The Covenant, Rhapsody, Blind Guardian, Sonata Arctica, Lacuna Coil, Kamelot, Hammerfall, Sirenia, Suicide Commando, Sybreed, Sister Machine Gun, Dragonforce, Nightwish, Front 242, Funker Vogt, Ohgr, Oomph!, God Lives Underwater, Killing Joke, Wumpscut, Deathstars, Morticians, Celldweller, Blutengel, Apoptygma Berzerk, Devin Townsend, Therion,Linkin Park, Juno Reactor, Enya, Within Temptation, Stefan Raab, Jam and Spoon,Ace of Base, Boney M, Mystera, Groove Coverage, Sash, Highland, Aegis, E Nomine... beside this - anime and game music...
Favourite writers and books Philip Howard - Adventures of Conan, Terry Prattchet - Mort, Guards!Guards!, Three witches, J.V. Jones - Barbed Coil, Margit Sandemo - Ice People Saga, Philip K. Dick - Blade Runner, Minority Report, Eye on the Sky, Ubik
Favourite colours Black, blue and green, (also white, gray and black if combined with live colours)
Disliked colours Pink, yellow, navy blue, brown, bordeaux
Favourite smells Mown grass, fresh laundry, delicious food, roses, ink, old and new books, fresh air after the rain, attics, angels (lol, I must say they smell wonderful, just like fresh exotic flowers. I had this experience only once, bur maybe someday...) and many more...
Favourite sports Kendo, sword fighting sports, archery, shooting, monster trucks, body-building
Piercings Oooh nooo...
Tatoos Currently none... I can live without it
Glasses Nope, but it was a narrow shave...
Fears I used to fear once: height, high velocity, uncontrollable swinging, ladders (especially unstable ones), but thanks to NLP I got rid of them. Now I fear poverty, hell, not making my dreams come true, getting rejected.
Afraid of death No...
Estimated lifespan Hehe, 73 years...
Abilities The capacity of my lungs allows me to "shout", without further breathing, for a long time. Safe thing for me to bet on... I have an intuition which c o u l d develop into farseeing... I can live without talking to others, because I am so engaged in thinking and listening to what others have to say
Dislikes Nazis, communists, male shauvinistic pigs, feminists, drunkards, narcisstic people, total egoists, stupid and malevolent people, irresponsible and proud politicians, fanatics and religious fanatics of any kind, intolerant people, party-boys and party-girls, drunk drivers, hooligans ans football hooligans, nosy and too curious people, energy vampyres (people who love to whine, search for people to talk with, make them feel depressed by their problems and are really satisfied when they spoil somone's day), irresponsible eternal boys, junkies, snobs, arrogant and I-know-it-all type of people, rude people, irresponsible and unreliable people, people who think abortion is a fool-proof counterception method... Shortly: all kinds of stupid egoists, who think they have the only right to live a better life than any other...
Tolerates Everything what isn't egoistic, doesn't make the life of others harder and doesn't show a disrespect for their own life. If someone wants to wear green hair then I have nothing against it... The fact if they do or did something without wanting to do so is an important fact too...
I mostly buy and collect Useful books, lexicons, dictionaries and computer games.
Goal in life Get rid of every flaw of my personality, gain knowledge and wisdom, leave something behind, what would make me famous and could be useful for humanity
Flaws of my own personality I want to fight/get rid of Slight verbal slowness, shyness<done>, introvertism, complexes <done>, lack of self confidence <done>, slight lazyness, pesimism, every lapsus - error which I have made because I said something too fast...
Belief in love at first sight Yes
Currently in love Yes, since 2 years and still she doesn't know anything about it...
Dream job I would like to teach a language but as a hobby-job I would like to write novels or, if I get good enough, sell artworks. Maybe I could do something with music, write songs...
What helps me survive God, astrology, faith in humanity, belief that life's a role playing game and I'm collecting experience points to achieve the next level, the ancient truth that tomorrow is always better than the day before, my lovely mom, the chance that life gives, the power boost I get after overcoming a difficulty
I admire Peaceful, loving parents with a greater amount of children for whom money isn't more important than the love to eachother
Dream house A mediaeval tower
One thing that would make the life complete Happy marriage
Why the need for fame Becuase there is no need to have skills if You can't share them in any way with the rest of the world. It's something like a guy playing 8 hours long on a piano which can't play a single sound
What does it take to bring me down I hate when unknown girls I pass by while walking through the city laugh about the way I look like, they judge me although they don't know anything about me. News about childkillers, pedophiles, murders and rapists make me want to... cry. I don't want hate to control me.
If I could erase one thing from earth The belief that hell doesn't exist
People who make me ashamed to be alive Primitive men.