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If there is a reason why I'm proud of this artwork, it's the fact that it was extremely well received by the community. It was created with the thought of being a joke at my own expense and ended up being updated more than three times, found its way to someone's favourites 127 times (almost four times more often than the runner up in the category of my most popular deviations), was viewed over 16,472 times, accumulated 373 comments and was downloaded (perhaps due to its large size) 565 times.

I cannot express how much grateful I am to every single person who honoured this artwork by adding it to their favourites, left their comments, featured it, contributed to its popularity, shared it with their friends and made this wonderful dream come true.

At the beginning, I thought that achieving the milestone of 100 additions to favourites was something that I would have to wait years for, but now that this milestone is behind us, I'm raising the bar to 20 000 views or 200 favourites or 1000 downloads. Perhaps I'll devote some time to update the artwork once more.

Once again, a millionfold thank you from the bottom of my heart for contributing to this unbelievable success.

If you wonder if you can copy the boldface categories in the biography below, instead of writing them yourself or using them secretly and hoping that I'll never find out that you used them, my answer is YES, you can use this format to write comments in the comments for your identification pictures, in the comments for other artworks or anywhere on your profile. If you would like to place a link to this artwork on a website outside DA, you have my permission, but please don't get me in trouble by posting it in inappropriate places, websites visited by people of suspectible reputation.

Because this is an ongoing experiment, I can never be sure of the reactions of the audience. Because I want to be as honest as possible with my audience, I must admit that the attention this artwork receives helps me to research a way to use keywords in a way that is more ethical than keyword spamming without a relevant context. I work for an advertising firm primarily for the high ethical standards that the owner and his company follows. Otherwise I wouldn't be there...

Sex Male
Sexual orientation Heterosexual
Tolerance towards Asexual Homosexual (Gay / Lesbian) Bisexual Transgendered Androgynous
Most friends are Female
Star sign Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces
Name I once pretended to have Saturnin (yes, it's derived from the name of the planet Saturn and it's an existing name. I believe I liked it, because Saturn is located in my ascendant, but I didn't know that back then. I picked this name intuitively.
Preferred names I prefer original, melodic names, even invented ones as long they aren't too hard to pronounce, stupid and pretentious. I like names that end with -ja (-lja, -nja etc.) and -nta. Some of my favourite names are: Pentesilea, Wenanta, Nawia, Sylwanja, Metalia, Nawantarja, Allielle, Paene, Sirenja, Trisstanja.
Heritage of the surname There was a soccer player who had the surname "Liberda". This surname differs just by one letter from out surname, but you can see that these surnames are related. The origin of this word is the word "Liberta" which means "freedom".
Influence of the surname on the "personality" of the family Either the surname influenced our personalities, or people chose the word for our surname very accurately (there were times, where most people didn't have any surnames and surnames were given out as a sign of honour. For example a guy was named Głowacki <głowa means "head"> because he clogged the enemy's cannon with his hat), but either way this surname matches the "personality" of our family well, since we are very independent people. My own family is very independent/rebellious both in thinking (esoteric interests) as in the matters of lifestyle (we don't mind being quite poor as long we get along with each other well. We observe our materialistic neighbours everyday as they work their hands off even though they are wealthy and this ensures us that don't want to live like them).
Did someone ever prnounce my name wrong? In primary school a guy wrote my name with the wrong "u" (Jakób), in college some girl wrote my name like this:"Jukub" and it happened a lot of times that someone had mistaken me for my brother, although we don't even look alike...
Heritage of the nickname When I was on my way to highschool on the first day of school, I carried a plastic bag with an additional pair of shoes inside, because I didn't know whether changing shoes in order to avoid making the floor dirty is required or not. There was an advertisment on the side of the plastic bag of the dog food brand you probably already recognised. Some guys noticed it and began to call me like "Pedigree". It annoyed me at first, but after a few days of being exposed to this moniker, I began to like it. When guys found out that I liked it, they stopped calling me like that. I used the nickname ever since. As for the second segment of my pseudonym... the Anti-paladin is a character from the turn based RPG/Fantasy-strategy game that I simply adore, called Disciples II. I found the Anti-paladin (in Polish the word for Anti-paladin comes without that ugly hyphen, so I prefer to write "Antipaladin") quite interesting and discovered that this character somehow reflects the darker side of my personality. Of course, you don't have to worry that this darker side will bring suffering to anyone. By "darker side" I mean the aspects of our personality that we supress, because we do not want and are unable to constructively incorporate them into our lives. This part of our soul is represented by Lilith in astrology.
Date of birth 16th of May 1985 about 6.10 PM.
What was my birth like I was the second child, because my sister was a stillborn baby. I was also 'dead' for the half of an hour and I had to be reanimated. The doctors used some electrodes and "modern" technology to bring me back to life. Finally my mum promised me that I'll get my own apple tree if I decide to live, because a voice in her head told her to do so (she was poor and had nothing else to promise than her in-law's orchard). I got "tricked" into existance and here I am... Of course, it sounds unbelievable, but I've seen and experienced a lot of much stranger things in my own life, so there is no reason to doubt in her words. The most funny thing about my traumatic birth was the fact that there was no place for my data in a special notebook, which contains data that is the basis for the birth certificate, so they had to get a new notebook and I was the FIRST on the long list. It was practically like a "FIRST POST!!!1!ONE!ONE!1!!!" Perhaps now you'll understand where my ambition comes from.
Starsign Taurus with Gemini influences (I was born 5 days before the sun moved into the sign of Gemini) Rising Strongly Scorpio Moon location in Aries. My birthchart can be found and accessed from my deviantART profile.
Numerological birthpath 8 Numerological name birthpath 9.
Karma type basing on birthdate Judge: a just person, fighting with injustice and ignorance. A teacher or scientist.
Intelligence quotient I have taken 3 reliable tests so far and the result of the first test was 142 IQ and the result of the other one was 156 IQ. Of course, there are multiple types of intelligence: musical, logical, visual, emotional, verbal, etc.... I am extremely creative and imaginative, but I often find it difficult to harness practical skills like tinkering with electronicts, constructing machines or even tying ties...
Personality type 89% Introverted.
Left hemisphere or right dominant Right hemisphere. However, I manage to overcome logical and mathematical challenges of an average difficulty, which means that this hemisphere hasn't been neglected. Oh, and I have something called cross lateralisation. This means that when I use the direction keys and spacebar on my keyboard, for example while playing games, I cross my hands, press the spacebar with the fingers of my right hand and the directional keys with the fingers of my left hand. Or... if the keys responsible for moving a character in a game are: RFDG and the keys responsible for attacks are ASZX. My left hand presses the RFDG keys, while my right presses the ASZX keys. I get confused when I have to play in a "normal" way.
Giver or Taker Giver
Best trait of the following: Intelligence, Strength, Charisma, Luck, Perception, Endurance, Agility? 1.Intelligence 2.Endurance 3. Perception
Worst trait of the following:Intelligence, Strength, Charisma, Luck, Perception, Endurance, Agility? 1.Strength 2.Agility 3.Luck
Hand Right-handed
Heritage Earlier I'd answer the question about my heritage: "pure freakin' slavian", but I'm not so sure anymore. One of my ancestors was a wandering musician from the north of Poland, probably Kashubian. Maybe that's why I have a talent in languages?
Studying I studied German at a College in Zakopane and attended lectures in English. I'm considering going to University.
Gender Male (although it may seem obvious I had to write this, because when I had long hair, surprisingly many people thought I was a girl. I must have been the ugliest girl they have ever seen. Oh, and it was annoying that they always refered to me as a girl, when my friends or classmates were around. It was weird, that they didn't ask my comrades for directions, but me... and they had to begin with "Hey, girl...!"). Hey, don't look at me like that. It's not my fault some people are stupid. I begin to think that intelligence doesn't have anything to do with it. I found a ring that i wanted to return, but I wanted to make sure that the ring isn't fake. I went to a nearby jewelry shop and asked the female clerk if she could tell me if it's made of silver. This young woman was polite, intelligent, friendly, helpful, seemed sober, but for some reason she said "pani" (miss) instead of pan ("mister") when refering to me, even though I had a small but visible facial hair, a suite, I used masculine forms of verbs (a man says "jadłem"/I ate, but the female says "jadłam"/I ate), so mistaking me for a girl is out of the question. My mother believed that I may be the incarnation of her stillborn daughter, because she prayed desperately for her soul to return to her. Even though I'm extremely pragmatic (I tend to believe in new concepts only when they appeal to my logic and when putting them into practice/testing them on myself bears positive results) and rather sceptic, I must admit that her theory on reincarnation explains quite a lot of things in relation to my life. For some reason I have almost no close friends that are males, I always found it easy to communicate with women (and thus I found this "war of the sexes" simply untrue) and always when I entered a new group (a new class in a new school, for example) I was either the only, or one of the two males in this class (and in two of such cases the other male dropped out or joined in the last grade). Also... for some reason I have a female memory. Males remember only what they need and females remember things of random relevance. I have such a memory.
Sexual orientation Completely straight, but I don't mind watching lesbian couples...
Opinions on sex, marriage and children I hate unresponsible sex, sex in early age for "fun", mindless promiscuity, especially when it results in spreading the word (AIDS/HIV), obscenity that isn't even funny, pedophiles and other d a n g e r o u s sexual deviants (excluding harmless people like homosexuals because they don't do any harm to innocent people), primitivity and pr0n involving disrespect for women, violence, torture, animals, child pornography, etc. By pr0n I don't mean nice, elegant, tasteful, refined, professional, respectful, original nude and semi-nude drawings, paintings, sculptures and photographs), sex without a n y emotional relationship/commitment, cheating on partners, treating others like sex objects, abusive, egoistic, stupid, primitive partners, women who think that there is n o t h i n g wrong with abortion (sorry, but I find it really disgusting when a woman can kill her own child and it seems sooo unnatural to me. Besides the child, or "it", whatever you call it, isn't guilty of having dumb parents, but it's the one who gets sacrificed. It just saddens me when people consider abortion a foolproof counterceptive method. In case of sexual violations and insufficient funds I would be more liberal, but it's only a few % of cases - the rest is just too comfort-loving to keep the baby:/ I also hate it when people justify abortion by turning the marginal percentage of cases of pregnancies resulting from incest into a real plague. Oh man, now I turned out to be a male chauvinistic pig who hates male and female chauvinistic pigs. That's great... And no, I don't support males who make girls pregnant and then run away.), bad parents, violence towards children as punishment (it's so easy to hit someone who can't hit back nor defend!) and non-stress raising (perfect way to raise a %^#%@^# egoist), egoistic lovers (listen to Rammstein's song "Rein Raus" and you'll get the picture), women who judge men because of their looks and the thickness of their wallets (perfect way to find someone who thinks that a nice face is a l l a woman needs to be happy in a relationship), faking anything in a relationship etc. There is a lot more things I loathe, but it depends on the fact if someone gets hurt or not. Personally I dislike open relationships, but I tolerate it as long as ALL partners know about it and accept it. But on the other hand I consider cheating on partners (unless they are some kind of son of a b***ches, who aren't any better) as one of the vilest thing one can do. It's the perfect way to show someone that this person isn't irreplaceable after all and all it takes to replace them is just the penis/vagina.
I prefer Being a true partner and sharing responsibilities - I'm doing something for her, she does the same for me, a fair household chores schedule, the eastern thoughts on love and intimacy - tantra, tao, kamasutra... Spiritual and intellectual connection between partners needed for deep understanding, one and only partner (have you heard about it, that men who had multiple partners at the same time had a much greater chance to get the cancer of prostate gland? Look it up in Google. Taoists say it's because the soul rebels against contact with the soul of someone who doesnt love the partner. It's similar to the way your soul/aura reacts when someone invaded your personal space), choosing a partner carefully (I have my own ways to ensure the most compatibility;)), the ability to wait and not drag the partner into bed, fantasy and innocent experiments in t h o s e situations if the partner accepts it, treating lovemaking as art (some do it in a way that is worse than the way animals do it. Most of the animals have more honour than men), treating the partner the same way you would like to be treated;), constant sexual education even at older age, honesty and respect for each other in any aspect of life, a couple of children, a nice wedding and long term marriage (I'm a traditionalist in this case), helping with the household and a lot of other things (some people have never thought about these things). I don't think that raising children is only the woman's concern and the man should be educated to raise his children in a right and respectful manner.
Favourite words related with sexExperiment, Nude, Woman, Rose, Arrousal, Petals, Artistic Nude, Adult Female, Attractive, Sexy, Sexyness, Barebreasted, Breasts, Naked, Aureola, Nipple, Clotheless, Tempting, Uncovered Pube, Crotch, Disrobe, Exciting, Brunette, Bust, Lust, Sublimation, Chest, Body, Body, Nudity in Mythology, Buttocks, Shapely, Bending, Hot, Legs, Sexappeal, Big Breasts. Protruding Breasts, Auburn-Haired Female, Long Hair, Classic Nudity, Boyish Hairstyle, Girls With Glasses, Femininity, Feminine, Curves, Beauty, Symbol of Fertility, Loins, Undressed, Undress, Au Naturel, Bare, Bare-Skinned, Buck Naked, Dishabille, Exposed, Garmentless, In Birthday Suit, In One's Skin, In Her Skin, In the Altogether, Peeled, In Eve's Attaire, Teasing, Drive, Latino Girls, Asian Girls, Oriental Girls, Super Model, Artist's Model, Sexuality, Skin, Stark, Stark-Naked, Stripped, Unattired, Unclad, Unclothed, Uncovered, Undraped, Wearing Only a Smile, Without a Stitch, Without Clothing, Bareskinned, Denuded, Divested, Shorn, Unrobed, In Dishabille, In the Buff, In the Raw, Leafless, Natural, Threadbare, Unconcealed, Unprotected, Unveiled, Vulnerable, Sex, Willing, Libido, Gender, Naked as a Jaybird, Sexual Drive, Virginity, Pubic, Clean, Behind, Experienced, Temptress, Succubus, Proportional, Symmetric, Lovely, Galatea, Perfect, Ideal, Sexual Organs, Front of Upper Body, Unbosom, Bosom, Front, Mammary Glands, Mammilla, Teat, Udder, Bottom, Seat, Groin, Lap, Pelvic Girdle, Pubic Area, Womb, Back End, Backside, Hindquarters, Posterior, Rear, Cheek, Position, Flexible, Slim, Top Model, Celebrity, Erotic, Healthy Looking, Eroticism, Lesbian, Elegant, Erotic Art, Labia, Clitoris, The Pearl, Caress, Foreplay, Soft Flesh, Sex in Sobriety, Nipslip, Feromones, Hormones, Orgasm, Earthquake, Mutual Satisfaction, Fulfillment, Plateau, Coming, Respectful Sex, Responsibility, Safe Sex, Imaginary Harem, Sexual Fantasies, Switching Dominancy, Sexual Storytelling and Roleplaying, Talking During Sex, Playfulness, Sex Accompanied by Love, Taking it Slow, Tantric Sex, Waiting for Her, Treating as Goddess, Intercourse, Vagina, Sesame Treasure, Jewel chest, Striptease, Provocative, Pentetration, Erect Nipples, Blushing, Pleasure, Screaming for More, Steady Partner, Faithfulness, Being True, Confidence, Sexy Attire, Underwear, Striptease, Bed Games, Hugging, Stroking Erogenous Zones, G-Spot, Coming Together, Crevisces, Navel, Fast Breathing, Pursed Lips, Lips, Swelling, Petting, French Love, Playfully Naughty Girl, Thighs, Playing Hard to Get, Gently Squeezing Breasts, Kissing All Over, Teasing by Kissing Areas Near Erogenous Zones, Shower, Wet Body, Perfumes, Natural Scents, Suduction, Being Seduced by a Woman.
Looks or good personality/intelligence I don't care that much about looks. I can't imagine being in a relationship with someone I don't have anything to talk about. It's the beautiful soul that makes a relationship last and flourish.
Preferred characteristics of the woman's appearance Short or long, straight brown or black hair, stylish glasses Personality type preference Cultural, polite, sense of humour, peaceful, loyal, family-loving, sensitive, innerly strong, thrifty/treating family finances reasonably, diplomatic, cheerful, tolerant, patient, without serious addictions, lots of interests, intellectual, active, intelligent, open-minded, honest, dedicated, interested in self-development, sincere, empathic.
Fell in love 5 times. First one was intelligent (Aries) but it was an act of rebellion, because my parents wanted me to marry another girl from my class... you know, telling everyone around what a good couple we'll make, etc. The second one was really the girl they spoke about (Capricorn), but because of my shyness and her overly loyal girl-friend, which "guarded her", I didn't manage even to talk to her much. Well, I got rejected in a very polite way. The next one was in the same class as me in highschool (Capricorn) and the struck came when I found out that she likes reading (sic!)... beautiful, intelligent, same interests... what do you want more? Unfortunately tarot told me she isn't willing/ready to get in any relationship and after some time I got a premise of what would happen. One of her friends, a handsome one, told her that "He thinks he fell in love with her" and she impulsively told him to "Get lost!" ("Odczep się.") - she was probably shocked or surprised, but then she went to apologize her friend for this unexpected behaviour. Then her closest friend asked her why she didn't got herself a boyfriend and she said something I can't recall, but along the lines that she doesn't want one, because she doesn't feel ready for it. Later it turned out that she planned to get pregnant, but live her life without a man by her side. This way tarot warned me from what could happen to me if I ignored its advice. The next one caught me for the same reason (probably, Leo), she was my type and liked reading, but again tarot warned me that she had a personality I could barely accept. Now I fell in love with a nice girl from my <deleted to hide identity> and even tarot said this relationship would have a great chance to become long-term and happy. I am a Taurean and and she is <deleted to hide identity> with (probably) <deleted to hide identity> ascendant. Our horoscopes are really alike. I am a numerological 8 and she is a numerological <deleted to hide identity> which is also considered as really harmonic. This hasn't changed for nearly three years. This info wasn't updated for a long time and I managed to get rejected by her, although we still exchange e-mails. Are YOU happy now? (to the person in Zakopane who was so interested in this topic that she had to talk about it with others. I don't care much about it myself, but my friend had quite a lot of trouble because of it. The info was outdated, people came and went, classes changed and I wrote here that my dream-type is a darkhaired girl with glasses. That could be anyone. Talk about it if you must, but please leave my friend alone.)
Been charmed I've been charmed by beautiful women hundreds of times, but I supressd these feelings, knowing that these girls already have boyfriends. Besides, I didn't know much about their personalities. All of them had the beauty type I was searching for: glasses, straight long or short (boyish hairstyle) darker hair. I would never try to take away someone's girl, because I wouldn't be happy either if someone would take mine. Call it whatever you want, I call it empathy, which is really important to me. I believe in the following rule: treat others the same way you would like to be treated by others.
Siblings Two younger brothers (1986 and 1992)
Face type Rather raw, roman type of face... rather sqared chin, quite broad lips with slightly falling corners, dimples appear on the cheeks while smiling, shape of face - reverse trapezoidal which means: the forehead is a bit broader than the chin. Quite visible, slightly bent eyebrows, eyes with slightly falling corners (I look like I would sleep all the time), high forehead, flat ears, a slight hill on the nose, really slowly growing beard (yes, really slowly).
Complexion I used to be quite pale, but now it got somewhat better.
Hair Short, straight and really dark brown (I was somewhat confused, because my family told me it's dark blonde, a colour of wet sand).
Hair colour I had once Light brown
Ever had long hair Yes. I finally got my hair cut because people thought I'm a girl...
Eye colour Green-grey
Height 1,73 metres
Weight 63 kg and I can't gain nor lose weight, perhaps due to fast metabolism. At a reception party after the first communion I lost 2 kilograms (the hosts had a bathroom scales) after 2 hours of just walking around.
Confession Friendly, Liberal, Open-minded Christian believing in karma, reincarnation, paranormal events, power of astrology, tarot, numerology, handreading, meaning of dreams, etc. as o n e of the tools helpful in learning about the divine will. Philosophy plays an important role too... Besides I have my own code of honour, which bases on empathy - placing myself in the shoes of the other person
I respect confessions like Buddhism Islam (non-extremist) Hinduism Taoism Judaism Agnostic Atheist Shinto Sikhism Protestant Evangelical Chinese Traditional Religion Spiritism Wicca. I don't know enough about others.
Habits No drinking, no smoking, no injections, no inhaling mind altering substances... I have too much respect for my life to pay for the degradation of it. ;/
Interests Books, self-development, architecture, songwriting, modern and melee weapons, searching for the meaning of life and death, zoology/animals, archeology, comicbooks, documentary movies, thinking and developing new ideas, playing with words, crosswords, intellectual games and jigsaws, saving up money, fame-hunting, fantasy, RPG, games, writing, drawing, DA, astronomy, scientifical and technological discoveries/inventions, humour, collecting wallpapers and funny pictures/animations, weapons, mediaeval and ancient history, learning languages, manga and anime, mythology and legends, psychology and paranormal stuff, music, dreams, comedy, fantasy-horror, and fighting movies, geography, astrology and related topics, helping others and cheering them up, various arts, armed combat sports like kendo, archery and many more...
Pets Cat named Nikita (aka Mikit, Bziuchu, Buburin)<died winter 2006> and dog called Sonya, a half-siamese fighting cat called Siemens (either escaped or died), a cat called Coco/Gandzia(lf) (we can't agree on a name). A female kitten called Ayumi (we can't agree on the name, so she is nameless too). Even my brother, who gave it this name, doesn't use that name often. Instead Gremlin/Gizmo is much more popular among family members. She recently gave life two three kittens (one male, two female). One female was probably secretly adopted by a dog obedience school employee/owner (I miss her, but I console myself with the thought that the day it happened was an astrologically good day and that my mother prayed that someone would adopt one of them. I really hope the kitty is happy in her new home) and the two remaining were called Tornado and Venanta.
Languages Polish, English, German, Russian (average), Japanese (a bit), Latin (a bit). I want to learn more...
Languages I want to learn next Swedish, Spanish, Japanese, French, Italian, Finnish, Korean.
The following countries I wish peace, prosperity, happiness and a honest, transparent (democratic, if needed) government (for the same reason why I strive to help them by sharing my knowledge in tutorials and practical, educational texts): Afghanistan Albania Algeria Andorra Antigua and Barbuda Argentina Armenia Australia Austria Azerbaijan Bahamas Barbados Belarus Belgium Belize Benin Bhutan Bolivia Bosnia and Herzegovina Botswana Brazil Brunei Bulgaria Burkina Faso Burma Burundi Cambodia Cameroon Canada Cape Verde Chad Chile China Colombia Comoros Costa Rica Cote d'Ivoire Croatia Cuba Cyprus Czech Republic Denmark Djibouti Dominica Dominican Republic Ecuador Egypt El Salvador Equatorial Guinea Eritrea Estonia Ethiopia Fiji Finland France Gabon The Gambia Georgia Germany Ghana Greece Grenada Guatemala Guinea Guinea-Bissau Guyana Haiti Honduras Hungary Iceland India Indonesia Iran Iraq Ireland Israel Italy Jamaica Japan Jordan Kazakhstan Kenya Kiribati North Korea South Korea Kuwait Kyrgyzstan Laos Latvia Lebanon Lesotho Liberia Libya Liechtenstein Lithuania Luxembourg Macedonia Madagascar Malawi Malaysia Maldives Mali Malta Marshall Islands Mauritania Mauritius Mexico Moldova Mongolia Montenegro Morocco Mozambique namibia Nauru Nepal Netherlands New Zealand Nicaragua Niger Nigeria Norway Oman Pakistan Palau Panama Papua New Guinea Parguay Peru Philippines Poland Portugal Romania Qatar Romania Russia Rwanda Saint Kitts and Nevis Saint Lucia Saint Vincent and Grenadines Samoa San Marino Sao Tome and Principe Saudi Arabia Senegal Serbia Seychelles Sierra Leone Singapore Slovakia Slovenia Solomon Islands Somalia South Africa Spain Sri Lanka Sudan Surinam Swaziland Sweden Switzerland Syria Tajikistan Tanzania Thailand Togo Tonga Trinidad and Tobago Tunisia Turkey Turkmenistan Tuvalu Uganda Ukraine United Arab Emirates United Kingdom united States Uruguay Uzbekistan Vanuatu Vatican City Venezuela Vietnam Yeman Zambia Zimbabwe
Favourite weapons FN P90, Pancor Jackhammer, Cassul .454, Minigun, Steyr AUG.
Favourite historic weapons Bardiche, bow, crossbow, heavy western swords, shurikens, quatars
Favourite ancient cultures Celts, Greeks, Persians, Japanese, Babylonians, Vikings...
Favourite fantasy beasts and races Among many, wyverns, anti-paladins, valkyries, succubi and basilisks...
Favourite games Diablo 2, Counter-strike, Unreal Tournament, Wizards and Warriors, Warcraft 3, Fallout 1 and 2, Disciples 2, Heroes of Might and Magic 3, Final Fantasy 7, 8 and 9, Worms Armageddon+>, Phobia, Crimsonland, Soldat, Falcon's Eye, Rogue, Angband, Demise, Might and Magic 7, Arcanum, Divine Divinity, Return Fire. I have a taste for complicated RPGs and First Person Perspective-RPGs...
Waiting for games Diablo 3, Disciples 3.
Favourite female celebrities Ana Beatriz Barros, Lucy Pinder, Adriana Lima, Halle Berry, Julie Stinshof, Olivia Wilde, Cameron Diaz, Salma Hayek, Katie Holmes (it's a pity she's brainwashed by scientoillogicists), Amanda Peet, Keira Knightley, Brooke Shields (young), Wynona Ryder, Natalie Portman, Gina Carano, Gabriela Sabatini, Simone Simons, Liv Tyler, Pola Raksa (young), Sandra Bullock, Carla Bruni (young), Shilpa Shetty, Fergie, Rihanna, Beyonce Knowles, Scarlet Johansson, Eva Mendes, Sarah Carmen, Michelle Rodriguez, Ana Ivanovic, Alicia Keys, Katarzyna Cichopek, Leryn Franco, Roselyn Sanchez, Cassandra "Cassie" Ventura, Audrina Patridge, Camilla Belle, Holly Weber, Aishwarya Rai, Paz Vega, Miranda Kerr, Katherine Zeta Jones, Denise Milani, Misa Campo, Sharon Den Adel, Monica Bellucci, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Alessandra Ambrosio, Keeley Hazell, Martyna Wojciechowska, Kristin Kreuk, Emily VanCamp.
Other beautiful known women Ashley Judd, Jennifer Lopez, Catherine Zeta Jones, Charlize Theron, Melissa Stark, Mya, Mila Kunis, Laurie Dhue, Alyssa Milano, Beyonce Knowles, Angelina Jolie, Shakira, Claire Forlani, Jessica Andrews, Diane Mizota, Alexis Bledel, Kylie Minogue, Utada Hikaru, Norah Jones, DJ Icon, Jewel Kilcher, Asia Argento, Scarlett Johansson, Gwen Stefani, Elisha Cuthbert, Kari Wuhrer, Tiffany Amber-Theissen, Rachel Leigh Cook, Mandy Moore, Piper Perabo, Parker Posey, Natalie Imbruglia, Allison Mack, Leah Remini, Anna Kurnikova, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Ali Landry, Cameron Diaz, Christina Aguilera, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Chiaki Kuriyama, Morgan Webb, Maya Rudolph, Sophie Dahl, Vanessa Branch, Devon Aoki, Charisma Carpenter, Keri Russel, Kate Winslet, Jennifer Connely, Drew Barrymore, Carrie-Ann Moss, Penelope Cruz, Thandie Newton, Aaliyah, Gillian Anderson, Zhang Ziyi, Gina Gershon, Yasmine Bleeth, Mariah Carey, Gwyneth Palthrow, Jenny McCarthy, Heather Graham, Vanessa Williams, Helena Christensen, Carmen Electra, Amber Smith, Toni Braxton, Faith Hill, Niki Taylor, Gisele Bundchen, Denise Richards, Daniela Pestova, Rebecca Romijin-Stanos, Rebecca Gayheart, Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford, Elizabeth Hurley, Angie Everhart, Elsa Benitez, Heidi Klum, Laetitia Casta
Favourite virtual female characters
Jade (Beyond Good and Evil), Avalon (Hellgate London), Lara Croft (Tomb Raider), Rynn (Drakan), Bosses and elves (Disciples 2), Lineage 2 characters, elves and dark elves (Lineage 2), Konoko (ONI), Android 18 (DBZ/DBZ games), Chun Li, Cammy, Ibuki (Street Fighter series), Angel, Leona, Mature, Athena, Mai Shiranui, Blue Mary Vanessa (King of Fighters series), Carmen Sandiego (Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego), Dizzy, I-No, Milla Rage, Valentine Jam Kuradoberi (Guilty Gear Series), Shiva, Siren (Final Fantasy VIII/X), Hatsune Miku (Virtual Singer), Elise Riggs (SSX series), Yuna, Rikku, Paine, Lulu (Final Fantasy X/X-2), Lightning (Final Fantasy XIII), Manon Batiste (Medal of Honour: Underground), Poison (Final Fight), Poison Ivy, Catwoman (Batman), Samus Aran (Metroid series) Princess Zelda (Twilight Princess), Maya (Septerra Core), Tira, Ivy, Sophitia, Seung Mina, Cassandra Alexandra, Taki, Xianghua, Hildegard von Krone (Soul Calibur/Edge series), Ellaine Marley (Monkey Island series), Jill Valentine (Resident Evil series), Ellis, Uranus, Tracy and other characters (Battle Arena Toshinden series), Kitana, Jade, Tanya (Mk4), Kira, Ashrah, Nitara, Li Mei, Frost (Mortal Kombat series), Nightelves, Draenei (Warcraft 3, World of Warcraft), Kerielle, Portarits of characters (Wizards and Warriors), Viconia, Jaheira, characters portraits (Baldurs Gate series), Rachel (Ninja Gaiden), Ayane (Tenchu), Amazon, Assassin, Sorceress, Andariel, corrupt rogues, succubi, witches (Diablo 2), Succubi (Diablo I) Character (Ground Control), Dead of Alive characters (Dead or Alive), Sarah Kerrigan (Starcraft), Bloodrayne (Bloodrayne), Michelle, Christie Moneiro, Asuka Kazama, Julia Chang, Ling Xiaoyu, Zafina (Tekken series), Felicia, Hsien Ko, Q-bee, Lilith, Morrigan (Darkstalkers), Alyx Vance (Half-Life 2), Alexis (The Sin Episodes), Dark Mistress (Dungeon Keepers series), Millenia (Grandia), Meru (Legend of Dragoon), Beatrix (FF IX), Aeris, Lucrecia, Yuffie, Tifa (Final Fantasy VII/Advent Children/Dirge of Cerberus), Aya Breya (Parasite Eve series)
Favourite bands Rammstein, new Samael, Megaherz, T3chn0ph0b1a, Terminal Choice, new Thyrane, Velvet Acid Christ, VNV Nation, Wolfsheim, Tanzwut, new The Kovenant, KMFDM, The Covenant, Rhapsody, Blind Guardian, Sonata Arctica, Lacuna Coil, Kamelot, Hammerfall, Sirenia, Suicide Commando, Sybreed, Sister Machine Gun, Dragonforce, Nightwish, Front 242, Funker Vogt, Ohgr, Oomph!, God Lives Underwater, Killing Joke, Wumpscut, Deathstars, Celldweller, Blutengel, Apoptygma Berzerk, Devin Townsend, Therion,Linkin Park, Juno Reactor, Enya, Within Temptation, Stefan Raab, Jam and Spoon,Ace of Base, Boney M, Mystera, Groove Coverage, Sash, Highland, Aegis, E Nomine... beside this - anime and game music...
Favourite writers and books Philip Howard - Adventures of Conan, Terry Prattchet - Mort, Guards!Guards!, Three witches, J.V. Jones - Barbed Coil, Margit Sandemo - Ice People Saga, Philip K. Dick - Blade Runner, Minority Report, Eye on the Sky, Ubik
Favourite colours Black, blue and green, (also white, gray and black if combined with live colours)
Disliked colours Pink, yellow, brown, bordeaux.
Favourite smells Mown grass, fresh laundry, delicious food, roses, ink, old and new books, fresh air after the rain, attics, angels (lol, I must say they smell wonderful, just like fresh exotic flowers. I had this experience only once, bur maybe someday...) and many more...
Favourite sports Kendo, sword fighting sports, archery, shooting, monster trucks, body-building.
Piercings Oooh nooo...
Tatoos Currently none... I can live without it
Glasses Nope, but it was a narrow shave...
Fears I used to fear once: height, high velocity, uncontrollable swinging, ladders (especially unstable ones), but thanks to NLP I got rid of them. Now I fear poverty, hell, not making my dreams come true, getting rejected.
Afraid of death No... at least not of the natural causes of death.
Estimated lifespan Haha, 73 years...
Abilities The capacity of my lungs allows me to "shout", without further breathing, for a long time. Safe thing for me to bet on... I have an intuition which c o u l d develop into farseeing... I can live without talking to others, because I am so engaged in thinking and listening to what others have to say.
Dislikes Nazis, communists, male shauvinistic pigs, feminists, drunkards, narcisstic people, total egoists, stupid and malevolent people, irresponsible and proud politicians, fanatics and religious fanatics of any kind, intolerant people, party-boys and party-girls, drunk drivers, hooligans and football hooligans, nosy and too curious people, energy vampyres (people who love to whine, search for people to talk with, make them feel depressed by their problems and who are really satisfied when they ruin somone's day), irresponsible eternal boys, junkies, snobs, arrogant and I-know-it-all type of people, rude people, irresponsible and unreliable people, people who think abortion is a fool-proof counterception method... Shortly: all kinds of stupid egoists, who think they have the only right to live a better life than any other...
Tolerates Everything what isn't egoistic, doesn't make the life of others harder and doesn't show a disrespect for their own life. If someone wants to wear green hair then I have nothing against it... The fact whether they do or did something without wanting to do so is an important fact too. However, I don't justify getting drunk, doing somethning stupid and then blaming "not being aware of it".
I mostly buy and collect Useful books, lexicons, dictionaries and computer games.
Goal in life Get rid of every flaw of my personality, gain knowledge and wisdom, leave behind something that would make me famous and could be useful for humanity
Flaws of my own personality I want to fight/get rid of Slight verbal slowness, shyness<done>, introvertism, complexes <done>, lack of self confidence <done>, slight lazyness, pesimism, every lapsus - error which I have made because I said something too fast...
Belief in love at first sight Yes
Currently in love Yes. I got rejected, but I still can't help it.
Dream job Either designing and making a computer/video game, or writing novels.
What helps me survive God, astrology, faith in humanity, belief that life's a role playing game and I'm collecting experience points to achieve the next level, the ancient truth that tomorrow is always better than the day before, my lovely mum, the chances that life gives to me, the power boost I get after overcoming a difficulty...
I admire Peaceful, loving parents of multiple children, for whom money isn't more important than the love to each other
The house I dream of A mediaeval tower
One thing that would make the life complete Happy marriage
Why the need for fame Becuase there is no need to have skills if you can't share them in any way with the rest of the world. It's something like a guy playing 8 hours long on a piano which can't make a single sound
What does it take to bring me down I hate when unknown girls I pass by while walking through the city laugh about the way I look like, they judge me although they don't know anything about me. News about childkillers, pedophiles, murders and rapists make me want to... cry. I don't want hate to control me.
If I could erase one thing from earth The belief that hell doesn't exist
People who make me ashamed to be alive Evil, stupid, egoistic people.
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what the actual fuck 😭😭😭